New Milestones in Mediocrity

This man’s major concern is wondering where he’s going to to be able to fit his newly won television. If I had been in charge of the contest, I would have included special “unspecified prizes” like a gym membership, a Nordic Track, a library card, and gift certificates to an organic food store.

For your consideration

Read this article and marvel at the writer’s attempt to draw some sort of controversial statement from the player. The writer wants his opinion to be right so badly, that you can almost feel him squirming as he types each quote from the player.

“Why won’t he agree with me! I want to feel like a minority too!”