The Saga Continues…

When we last left our warriors, the Apple and AT&T corporations were in hiding. they were defeated by the rebel alliance who developed programs that could break the bonds that these corporations had placed on the precious iPhone. However, the corporations did not hide idly as the world roamed free with their creations, as was written in the book of napkins by the prophet napkinini. They sat, coniving and developed software updates that would render any phone in the hands of a rebel, worthless, unusable, and “broken”. But the book of napkin gave the rebels hope.

The scripture reads as follows:

napkinini writes: My lawyer senses are tingling as multitudes of lawyers use their new iPhones to contact representatives for a deliciously huge class action lawsuit against the Big Apple.

The prophet, in these words, fortold that “justice” would be served in time, and that the wandering in the wilderness will soon come to an end for the rebels, and they shall one day walk onto the land of promise. But now, my fellow blogsplogians, that prophecy is FULFILLED!

Yes brothers, the corporations’ fate now lies at the mercy of a massive gavel. The world is watching, empire and rebel alike, in anxious expectation for the revelation of the verdict. We can only hope that the “prophet” will be able to foretell the outcome soon, so that our desires can be satisfied. It seems only appropriate that this prophecy come to its fulfillment on the prophet’s birthday. Happy Birthday Napkinini!

An egregious error in judgement

Ladies and gentleman of the house and senate. I have called this meeting today to discuss something of topical importance. Something that has been long troubling our society and something which, if not addressed with some immediacy, may find our country seeped in one of its most troubling ages to date. And yes, I realize that our country is filled with some dark times.

Oddly enough, we as a people tend to gloss over the issues most important to us in times that they can be easily ignored. Perhaps people in the seventies should have been more concerned with their tripling gas prices and frequent desperation for more fuel and excessive pollution. If they had been, than just maybe we would already be using hydrogen or some other type of fuel base to run our vehicles.

I have gathered you all today to speak not about the past, however, but the future. Where our country is headed and where we are right this minute and how this minute can affect the minute after it and the subsequent minutes that follow.

Ladies and gentleman of congress, there lays atop this country a plague. A plague of indifference to an important issue that separates man from his brother, and woman from her mate.

I shall cut to the chase, ladies and gentleman of congress.

We must abolish race in this country.